Chester the Molester's not without his charms
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab
Unless my limit's running out again"
He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up
Well, there's a bill that says he will
But he's never concerned when he gets burned
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a
Mexican Girl lyrics


El hombre senorita (senorita) tenorita
Ladies, I am here to tell a story
About a lady I met in Mexico
This is my story
Cross in the bottle
You wish to listen (to 
 sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can't speak too soon
Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring
But he's the only guy that's half-way interesting
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up
Because his seat is falling out again"
Thought I was the type of guy who never put out for the night
Anymore than you were
Because it's ho
Natural Disaster lyrics


Conforming on a monday
Too often and too cold
But you aren't even listening
Because you are just

Too old to feel an earthquake
Or too cool to even care
B
tter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can't speak too soon
I know you can't speak too soon
Don't give in
Say you're gonna turn around and lay
Don't give in
Say you're gonna turn around and lay
Chester the Molester never kept his word
He never found that ring and now he's lost his bird
He's saying, "Hey barten
Adios Amigo lyrics

Adios Amigo
adios good-bye.
Du weißt
eine Freundschaft zerbricht für uns zwei.
Wir lieben sie beide
doch einer muß geh'n.
Und der Blick ihrer a
der, can I look you up
if I'm ever coming out again?"
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wonderin' still
If there's a bill that says she will
'Cause he's never concerned, but he'll get burned
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can't speak too soon
I know you can't speak too soon